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Friday, November 23, 2007

haiz...

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

yeah

http://www.inpforums.com/index.php?showtopic=1408&st=40

- There are three archaeologists walking in the forest when they are
suddenly captured by a tribe full of cannibals. They take the three men to the
king for judgment...

King- You have entered my land uninvited, the only way you can leave this
village safe is to complete my task. First you must go into the forest by
yourself and each bring me back ten fruits.

- The three entered the forest, and after about an hour the first man came
back holding ten apples.

King- Very well, the final part in the task is to stuff all ten fruits up
your but without making any gestures at all. After you finish this, you will be
set free.

- The man starts without a moments hesitation, and manged to get three up,
but his body couldn't take it anymore and he shouted. The guards quickly grabbed
the man when all of a sudden the second man came.

- The second man comes holding in his hands ten cherries.

- The king told this man the same as he told the other, and this man also
started pushing them up.

- This man had no problem with such small fruits, but as soon as he got to
nine, he started to laugh and he was grabbed and the king ordered them both to
be killed at that moment.

IN HEAVEN....
Cherry man- Man, and I was so close to...

Apple man- Why in the world would you laugh when you only had one cherry to
go!?

Cherry man- Its because I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples!

Fast Driving
Two men were driving down a city street, as they approach a red stop light, the man driving speeds up and drives through a red light.
Shocked, the passenger yells, "What are you doing!"
The driver just responds in a casual tone, "That's the way my brother drives."
As they continue down the street, they again came upon another red stop light and again the drive speeds through the intersection.
Again the passenger yells, "What are you doing!"
The driver says, "That's the way my brother drives".
Not too long after that, they came upon a green light.
The driver quickly slams on his breaks and comes to a complete stop just before the intersection.
The angry passenger screams, "It's a green light!"
The driver says, "Yes, but my brother might be coming the other way!"

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Monday, November 12, 2007

haiz...

That Son Of A Bitch!!

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know
where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

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haiz...

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Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station
wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive
lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the
barn."

Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney.
He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

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Saturday, November 10, 2007

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Friday, November 2, 2007

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