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Tuesday, November 13, 2007- yes! finally 'O' level all over! no more school! but still hav to go back on fri for don know wat thing...
haiz....
heres some jokes.... from http://www.inpforums.com/index.php?showtopic=1408&st=40
- There are three archaeologists walking in the forest when they are
suddenly captured by a tribe full of cannibals. They take the three men to the
king for judgment...
King- You have entered my land uninvited, the only way you can leave this
village safe is to complete my task. First you must go into the forest by
yourself and each bring me back ten fruits.
- The three entered the forest, and after about an hour the first man came
back holding ten apples.
King- Very well, the final part in the task is to stuff all ten fruits up
your but without making any gestures at all. After you finish this, you will be
set free.
- The man starts without a moments hesitation, and manged to get three up,
but his body couldn't take it anymore and he shouted. The guards quickly grabbed
the man when all of a sudden the second man came.
- The second man comes holding in his hands ten cherries.
- The king told this man the same as he told the other, and this man also
started pushing them up.
- This man had no problem with such small fruits, but as soon as he got to
nine, he started to laugh and he was grabbed and the king ordered them both to
be killed at that moment.
IN HEAVEN....
Cherry man- Man, and I was so close to...
Apple man- Why in the world would you laugh when you only had one cherry to
go!?
Cherry man- Its because I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples!
Fast Driving
Two men were driving down a city street, as they approach a red stop light, the man driving speeds up and drives through a red light.
Shocked, the passenger yells, "What are you doing!"
The driver just responds in a casual tone, "That's the way my brother drives."
As they continue down the street, they again came upon another red stop light and again the drive speeds through the intersection.
Again the passenger yells, "What are you doing!"
The driver says, "That's the way my brother drives".
Not too long after that, they came upon a green light.
The driver quickly slams on his breaks and comes to a complete stop just before the intersection.
The angry passenger screams, "It's a green light!"
The driver says, "Yes, but my brother might be coming the other way!"
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